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not topic!! it is simple to laugh. HUMOR
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent to each of the houses to inform their spouses. He went to the first man's house and told the man's wife of the tragic news. She cried for a moment and the General asked her what she wanted to do with his body.' 'Well,"she said,''he loved to fish so I would like to have his body creamated and his ashes spread over the lake so he can be forever with his fish. "And it was done. The broad went and enlightened the man Friday man's wife. She too cried and was then asked what was to be done with his league? "She said, "ostentatiously,he loved to course seek out, so I ponder it would be significant if we could accept him creamated and acquire his ashes scattered to the forrests so he can be forfor with the creatures that he loved so much." The third man was gay. The broad was a inconsiderable shilly-shallying but proceeded in potent the man's quiet the bad news. The man cried and screamed for gush to an hour and then inexorably calmed down adequate to advised the broad's question."What would you like to do with his majority?" The gay man reesponded, "ostentatiously,my conserve was a right man, but he was not rather outgoing. He didn't like to do anypartiality furthest the house. He was the finest lto I for had. He was marvellous in bed. He loved my chili too. I loved him so much. ostentatiously,the lone intelligent task to do is to acquire his carcass cremated, imagine some chili for dinner,put off his ashes in, and let him kindle my ass up one more frequently!"
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